Keith ([info]je_me_forcis) wrote,
2005-07-22 11:32:00
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  • Mood: owie, my toe.
  • Music: "Dust in the Wind" (one of my new favourite songs)

Do not try this at home

Hey all,
Just a short update saying my pinky toe has fallen victim to a horrible pseudo-ballet incident. I was trying to do that move where you jump in the air and do the splits, and it was going good until i fucked up the landing. All my weight went on my pinky toe, and i think it's broken. It's swollen to twice its size.
So, just a warning to you all. Do not attempt fancy ballet moves unless you've had proper training.

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[info]matterstill

July 22 2005, 19:49:13 UTC 6 years ago

If it makes you feel better, I was dancing with my sister to the Shins, when I kicked my leg up, lost my blance, and landed flat on my back. I couldn't speak having the wind knocked out of me.

[info]je_me_forcis

July 23 2005, 03:42:51 UTC 6 years ago

ah, i'm glad you share my pain. why is it that us gays instinctually attempt the flashiest dance moves?!

[info]shmanet_janet

July 22 2005, 20:01:48 UTC 6 years ago

ah keith, why did you try to do crazy ballet moves in the first place?

tisk tisk

[info]je_me_forcis

July 23 2005, 03:43:28 UTC 6 years ago

because taylor, i thought you knew, I'm a ballerina on the inside.

[info]ecsmile16

July 22 2005, 23:22:49 UTC 6 years ago

hahaha... poooor Keith. I hope your pinky toe feels better soon. I know exactly how that feels. This one time I was sliding down these stairs backwards, on my belly, and I jammed my pinky toe into a little jut in the wall. It hurt sooo bad, so yeah. I love you!

[info]je_me_forcis

July 23 2005, 03:44:05 UTC 6 years ago

yeah, pinky toe injuries are the worst! especially because medical professionals can't do anything to help them heal!

[info]ecsmile16

July 24 2005, 21:18:29 UTC 6 years ago

I know! Maybe we should study pinky toe injuries, and then we will open our own private practice... and then people with pinky toe injuries will come to us. YEAH!

... ha.

[info]grass_eyes

July 23 2005, 00:45:48 UTC 6 years ago

Ha, I read it wrong and I thought you said it had fallen off.
Keif, I love you.
Wish you could've come yesterday.

[info]je_me_forcis

July 23 2005, 03:44:22 UTC 6 years ago

What'd y'all end up doing yesterday?

[info]grass_eyes

July 23 2005, 04:42:01 UTC 6 years ago

Shopping

[info]p_nut_in_turd

July 23 2005, 03:24:04 UTC 6 years ago

ouch! i'm sorry!!! ha, speaking on hurting feet, suzanne's foot got run over by a car! ICK! oh! and speaking of being swollen, chris got a bee sting and he's allergic, so his hand is HUGE!!!!! haha, yeah...

[info]je_me_forcis

July 23 2005, 03:45:38 UTC 6 years ago

yeah, i don't give a FUCKING SHIT about your work friends! god! just go lifeguarding and forget we were ever friends! *runs away angrily and about to cry*

[info]p_nut_in_turd

July 23 2005, 03:52:15 UTC 6 years ago

i HATE you!!!! *runs in front of you, holds foot out, and trips you*

[info]je_me_forcis

July 23 2005, 03:56:03 UTC 6 years ago

*shocked face* I can't believe you would sink so low! *gets up off ground* You can rot in hell! WITH your lifeguarding friends! *picks up glasses off ground, which fell off and broke during the fall(not the season, the past action which you caused)*

[info]p_nut_in_turd

July 23 2005, 04:02:41 UTC 6 years ago

i'm soooooo sorry! *reaches out for your hand, to help you up* i didn't mean too!!!!!

[info]je_me_forcis

July 23 2005, 04:05:07 UTC 6 years ago

well, duct tape will fix these right up *gestures to glasses*, but our bond is stronger than any duct tape could ever be! *stephen here's your flute*

[info]p_nut_in_turd

July 23 2005, 04:06:37 UTC 6 years ago

YAY!!!!!!!!! *stephen here's your flute*
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